I don't get this joke... please help.?

Question

Two cows were talking in the field. One cow says, "Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that''s going around?"
The other cow answers, "Yeah, makes you glad you''re a penguin, doesn''t it?"

Answer 1

Hi Waldo, Whats with the penguin. I think i know now.The other cow has the mad cow disease and was seeing him and the other cow as penguins'. This isn't a very good joke.

Clowmy

Answer 2

mad cow disease as in makes cows go nuts

2nd cow is nuts....he thinks he's a penguin

Answer 3

the other cow already has mad cow disease and thinks the other cow and its self are penguins

Answer 4

the second cow is infected with mad cow disease and thinks he is a penguin.

Answer 5

i guess u do know what the mad cow disease is. The joke is simple, the cow who has been asked the question has gone mad literally and she takes the other cow for a panguin.

Answer 6

The cow has the disease and has gone crazy

Answer 7

A man walked into a bar, ordered 3 glasses of strong whisky, each glass one third full. He drank the first glass, loitered for a while, then drank the second & ten minutes later the third, after which he left quietly. Since that day, he would turn up every evening going through the same drinking ritual. One evening, the bartender said to him, “You know, I could serve you with just a full glass of whisky rather than 3”. The man said, “ Oh! The other two glasses are my brothers’. They have migrated & I’m drinking on their behalf”. Then one evening ,the man ordered only 2 glasses. The bartender asked sympathily, “One of your brothers passed on?” “Oh no!” came the reply, “It’s just that I have given up drinking.”

Answer 8

you don't get it??....well,its obvious the cow that said "you're a penguin..."ummm...perhaps has mad cow disease??.....its a thinker....

Answer 9

What's not to get?
The cow's nuts.

Answer 10

thats cute!!