Sexy or Sexist joke!!! What do you think?

Question

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

Answer 1

Funny! Good one.

Some might say it's sexist but it's a joke....

I say- Keep 'em coming Jazi!

Answer 2

There were these three women, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, that had just escaped from prison. There was a farm close to the prison and the three women headed for it to hide. So as the police were chasing them, they found a barn with three big flour sacks. Big enough for them to hide in, so they each got in a sack. The police came around to search the barn, they were about to leave when one officer suggested that they check those three flour bags. A policemen went up to the first bag and kicked it, the brunette replied, "Bark, bark!". The policemen concluded that there were only dogs in this bag. He went to the second bag and kicked it and the redhead said, "Meow, meow!". The policemen concluded that there were only cats in this bag. He went to the third bag and kicked it and the blonde said, "Potatoes, potatoes!"

Answer 3

A man walked into a bar, ordered 3 glasses of strong whisky, each glass one third full. He drank the first glass, loitered for a while, then drank the second & ten minutes later the third, after which he left quietly. Since that day, he would turn up every evening going through the same drinking ritual. One evening, the bartender said to him, “You know, I could serve you with just a full glass of whisky rather than 3”. The man said, “ Oh! The other two glasses are my brothers’. They have migrated & I’m drinking on their behalf”. Then one evening ,the man ordered only 2 glasses. The bartender asked sympathily, “One of your brothers passed on?” “Oh no!” came the reply, “It’s just that I have given up drinking.”

Answer 4

Michael Jackson is on a plane with a group of kiddies....the pilot announces that the plane is about to crash and there are only 2 parachutes on board..Michael says "What about the children?" the pilot replies fu** the children and Michael says" Do we have time??".......

Answer 5

Hi Jazi, I love your joke,it's very funny and i am still laughing. I think it's alittle sexy and alittle sexist.It's a good joke.Thank's for the laugh tonight.I really needed to laugh.

Clowmy

Answer 6

What are you lot like, too bloody PC!

It was funny, you could say the bloke was sexist, not the joke.

Where's my wife I'm hungry?

Answer 7

I would say both, but most jokes are aimed at some catagory, mother-in-laws for example. You would have to be pretty sad to take offence.

Answer 8

neither ,nor, just funny coz women can come back with never get the creases out of that love i find it funny banter.some women just like to feel theyve something to prove dont you think

Answer 9

sexist funny joke

Answer 10

Sexist, but funny.