Hope you enjoy, Plz let me know! Thanks and if you have heard them before relax, there are people that haven't!!!!!
SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE!
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
45 lbs
What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
Because they have cotton balls.
What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?
Everyone has the same DNA.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
He walks around saying "Yo."
Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.
Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
They named him "Sum Ting Wong".
What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.
What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?
They're hiring.
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." -A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain'tgonnabelievethisshit....
Why is there no Disneyland in China?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides
HAVE A GREAT DAY
2006-11-02 16:07:58 · 24 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very clever, by posting jokes on almost everyone and everything no one (well it seems like no one) can acuse you of prejudice.
HAH, a new concept.
An equal opportunity offender.
I always say, If you can't take a joke get off the planet.
2006-11-02 16:21:13 · answer #1 · answered by mindbender - seeker of truth 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I needed to scroll again as much as the highest to keep in mind the query! Easily indignant? Me? Not frequently. The jokes - I loved them. Here's a pair to you: Q: What do you name a person without a legs in a lake? A: Bob Q: A hen dealing with north on most sensible of a barn lays an egg. Which course will it roll? A: It would possibly not. Roosters do not lay eggs.
2016-09-01 06:27:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, Good stuff. But on the last joke about the Chinese. Don't forget about Yao Ming, the 7 foot tall American bought NBA pro basketball player. you do not tell this joke in front of him or he'd kung fu your asx.
2006-11-02 16:21:06 · answer #3 · answered by FILO 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Those are some really good jokes i never heard those befor thanks for the laugh. Yes i will have to pass these on to.
2006-11-02 16:18:06 · answer #4 · answered by harleybrent1 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wow! REally good ones here Bass!!! One was more funnier than the next........excellent!!!!
2006-11-02 16:24:54 · answer #5 · answered by jazi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very humorous
2006-11-02 16:10:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I really needed this laugh thanks alot I am going to print these and tell them to my husband. LoL I loved them.
2006-11-02 16:11:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL, nice way to start out a new day...
2006-11-02 16:18:27 · answer #8 · answered by Mizz Know It All 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i fell out of my chair from laughing! GREAT JOKES!
2006-11-02 16:24:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
loved them all especially the tyson one :)
2006-11-02 21:09:12 · answer #10 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋