I went out to dinner with a guy who got extremely drunk. He got up and started singing "Some Enchanted Evening" in the middle of the restaurant, and was so screwed up he fell on top of the table next to us. I was stupid enough to drive him home (even after that stunt), and he took all his clothes off in the car and threw them out the window.
(I swear to G*d I am *not* making this up). When I got him to his house I (literally) kicked his a*s out of my car and left him on his front lawn naked as a jaybird. Needless to say that was our first and last date!
2006-11-02 21:36:18
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answered by Anonymous
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After I got down from a ride at a theme park, I realized that my dark blue trousers had a split on the back side and my white fruit of the looms were showing. I was about 12.
2006-11-02 23:55:04
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answered by Awesome Bill 7
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Friend pulled my pants down while in a museum. Then, a mom with a stroller poured her open water bottle on me when she walked around it without looking to help her crying baby. The face I made stopped the baby's crying, so when the mom turned around to see what had helped, she was quite astonished. Oh yah, she was in her mid 20s wearing somewhat revealing apparel and I was 13 at the time (mind you with my boxers showing). Need I say more?
2006-11-02 23:59:21
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answered by Mikey C 5
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when I was a little kid I came in from the rain very wet and gave a hug to a man in a raincoat that I thought was my step dad and wiped my face on the jacket, looked up and realized that it was not my step dad that was most embarrassing.
2006-11-03 04:11:07
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answered by Anonymous
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I went through a cafeteria line with my boyfriend. We separated to get drinks and go to the table. I walked over and put my tray across from a tray with food. So I sat down and saw a nice roll on the other tray and started to pick at it and eat it. A man walks up to sit down with me and says "would you like to join me for dinner?" My boyfriend was at another table laughing. I had the wrong table. Blush blush
2006-11-03 00:17:11
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answered by greatnewsbearer 3
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Just recently...getting scared out of my mind at a local theme park Halloween haunted house...I made like the guy standing next to me was a manequin, where in fact my husband was correct in saying he was alive...and I blew what he said off...and the next minutes...BAM! Out in front of me this guy jumps, and scared the daylights out of me! LOL Not only was I freaked, but I turned about 3 different shades of red.
2006-11-03 00:07:09
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answered by EoC 3
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Getting on a Metro Bus with my dress tucked up in my pantyhose and my butt sure had one heck of a draft!
2006-11-02 23:58:09
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answered by Mom_of_two 5
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i had the mayor of a city call the cops on me and my boy for...uhh you know right infront of his building at 730 am and eventhough i saw the cops we kept going till they were next to us. but hey i was pretty much fully clothed. not really embarassing as it was a thrill and very funny
2006-11-03 00:37:47
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answered by Meeowf 3
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