Two things to know before you read below: Marines are taught 1) Keep your priorities in order and 2) Know when to act without hesitation.
A Marine was attending a college course between missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. The professor, an avowed atheist, shocked the class one day when he walked in, looked toward the ceiling, and said loudly, "God, if you are real, then I wants you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."
The lecture room fell silent and the professor began his lecture. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God - still waiting."
It got down to the last minute when the Marine stood up, walked toward the professor and threw his best punch knocking him off the platform and out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat down.
The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
The Marine calmly replied, "God is busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to behave like an idiot and say stupid stuff. So He sent me
2006-11-02 15:29:47 · 12 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Politics & Government ➔ Military
I will email the joke to my son who is a Lance Corporal in the Marines. He will enjoy it!
2006-11-02 20:06:15 · answer #1 · answered by runningviolin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard (seen) this many times b4 over the last 4 years! Not original but worth reading!
IMHO,
God Bless and/or Regards,
The Ol' Sasquatch Ü
2006-11-02 15:34:03 · answer #2 · answered by Ol' Sasquatch 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The way these elitist professors act in class, it seems appropriate.
2006-11-04 03:06:42 · answer #3 · answered by Charles S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Semper Fi!
2006-11-02 15:33:12 · answer #4 · answered by Boomer Wisdom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-27 00:39:57 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 cute
2006-11-02 15:33:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard it differently. The Marine replied DIRECT ORDER FROM GOD!
Either way still a good one! Like Chesty Puller's famous line!
ALL YOU ATHEIST CAN STOP PRAYING FIRE FIGHT'S OVER!
2006-11-02 15:41:38 · answer #7 · answered by JUAN FRAN$$$ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It is sad that all the honorable people get sent off to war to die and the wussies stay behind and breed and raise misinformed kids. That is how we get these professors and other idiots with all their votes.
2006-11-02 15:40:06 · answer #8 · answered by furshluginer 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
i've heard this one before but love to read it again and again...our troops deserve respect, admiration, support and encouragement....go america f*** yeah !
2006-11-02 15:36:16 · answer #9 · answered by hell no ! 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, that's great. I will tell everyone I know that one.
2006-11-02 15:32:28 · answer #10 · answered by jperk1941 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋