a blond calls Delta Ailines and ask's "can you tell me how long it takes to fly from San Francisco to New York:" :Just a minute replies the desk clerk. :Thank-you says the blond and hangs up.
2006-11-02 15:00:26 · 13 answers · asked by glasgow girl 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I like that, I had to wake the wife and tell her, she liked it too. Thanx for the laugh.
2006-11-02 15:21:04 · answer #1 · answered by gumball421 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How boring the world would be without blonde's to keep us laughing
2006-11-02 23:56:48 · answer #2 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe
I've got one of my own
A blonde walks into a library with headphones on, the head librarian comes up to him and says, "I'm sorry sir, you're going to have to take those off."
And he says, "But I need it!!"
"I'm sorry sir, but it's our policy."
"But I need it!!!"
And so it went on for a few minutes like this, and the librarian got fed up, grabbed the headphones and threw them in the trash.
A few minutes later the blonde fell down dead.
The librarian was a little freaked out, but she was curious about the tape he was listening to, so she picks it up and puts the headphones to her ears, and she hears:
"Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out...."
2006-11-02 23:07:59 · answer #3 · answered by Artemiseos 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
the sad part is that i could see some blonde's i know actually do that.
2006-11-02 23:08:27 · answer #4 · answered by Waldo F 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's not a joke its a true story
2006-11-03 04:38:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-11-03 00:01:26 · answer #6 · answered by Jocko 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh is that all? lol
2006-11-02 23:05:01 · answer #7 · answered by Christie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-11-02 23:02:50 · answer #8 · answered by Steph 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wait for it...Wait for it.....BAM!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
I love lawn gnomes.
2006-11-03 00:41:14 · answer #9 · answered by GaelicMel 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL
2006-11-03 04:31:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋