If you have heard it before and want to say something negative then go away! It's not for you. It's for the folks that haven't heard it. And to them please let me know what you think, Thank you.
THE COWBOY AND THE LESBIAN.
An old cowboy sat down at the Star bucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows,
going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring
calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding
my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."
She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As
soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I
think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think
about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of
women."
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy
and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?!”
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I’m a
lesbian."
2006-11-02 14:54:26 · 21 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Love this joke. It reminds me of the Redneck/logic joke. Also the Daddy Long Legs/Brokeback Mountain joke. Heard them?
2006-11-02 15:00:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, it's the best joke I've heard in a long time.
You really made me and about 10 other people laugh real hard for quite a while.
2006-11-03 06:34:20 · answer #2 · answered by JOSEPH M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before and I still loved it, Made me smile and giggle, I think that it's just as good the second time around!
Peace Out! (Y) (Upside Down Peace Sign)
2006-11-02 15:03:49 · answer #3 · answered by Asterisk_Love♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was great! lol! haha hehe hoho lol-i've got a joke for u(a dumb blonde joke)OKAY.........A blond and a brunette went into a mexican restaurant.when the waiter came,he said: "may i take your order?"
"yes" said the brunette,"i'll just have a taco."
then the waiter said:"coming right up.what would you like to order?"
the blonde:"yes.i would like to order the spaghetti."
what do you think?
2006-11-02 15:10:49 · answer #4 · answered by . 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not Bad```
2006-11-02 15:02:38 · answer #5 · answered by Waldo F 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this joke is a little confusing but still entertaining, HA HAHA im gonna show this to all my friends LOLZ
2006-11-02 14:57:13 · answer #6 · answered by punkbaby94 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uuuhhh whatever i guess i got a differnt sence of humor
2006-11-02 14:58:26 · answer #7 · answered by hEAt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very nice, lol.
It's an old joke, but it gets me just about every time! :D
2006-11-02 15:16:46 · answer #8 · answered by godathonone 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I LAUGHED SO HARD THAT I FELLED OFF THE CHAIR!
5 minutes later
OH GOD! I'M STILL LAUGHING!
2006-11-02 16:48:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I read it before and still think it funny!
2006-11-02 15:07:46 · answer #10 · answered by jazi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋