On Bubu Island, there has been a famine and none of the animals have eaten for weeks. One day, a piece of meat falls down from the sky and all the animals gather around it. The animals decide to hold a comedy contest to determine who should get the meat. The way it works is after an animal tells a joke, if every animal laughs, then the meat is his. HOWEVER if even one animal doesn't laugh, he will be pushed into a river and drowned.
So the cow bravely steps up. His joke was hilarious and every animal laughed... except for the pig. The cow was pushed into the river and drowned. Next came tortoise. The tortoise was a terrible comedian and his joke sucked. No animal laughed... except for the pig.
"Why did you laugh at that?" asked the giraffe, "That was a terrible joke."
"Because," the pig replied still rolling and crying from laughter, "I just understood what the cow meant."
2006-11-02 14:28:48 · 20 answers · asked by Peter 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha, thats pretty funny
2006-11-02 14:31:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have another punch-line...
Every Animal came up. The pig never laughed. Soon, only the pig was left. He got the meat.
2006-11-02 22:32:49 · answer #2 · answered by LMDDMLM 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7/10 *
2006-11-02 22:55:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll give you half a pigs foot for that one Peter!
2006-11-02 22:39:22 · answer #4 · answered by jazi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, sucks for the cow.
was the pig blonde?
2006-11-02 23:18:40 · answer #5 · answered by Christie 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's sad and funny poor cow!!!
2006-11-02 22:41:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
7.5 out of 10 stars
2006-11-02 22:30:57 · answer #7 · answered by daniswired 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pig must have been blonde.
2006-11-02 22:41:14 · answer #8 · answered by freetodervish 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Thats cute hun. : ) J.R. The cow died for no reason! : )
2006-11-02 22:34:03 · answer #9 · answered by Cory W 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it took me a lil while but i got it and it is very funny
2006-11-02 22:34:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋