who's the comedian that was on comedy central, had black hat on, 1 joke was 24 hour banking, i don't have time

Question

another joke was, i went on a date, her dad told me to have her home by 8:15, i thought great not til mid-august.

Answer 1

I think you are speaking of Steven Wright.

This would be a photo: http://my.imaginationispower.com/images/steven_wright.jpg