2006-11-02 13:14:11 · 13 answers · asked by freezerburn 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ground beef...haha.
2006-11-02 13:15:37 · answer #1 · answered by Bob B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a cow with no feet
2006-11-02 13:16:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cow version of mr. potato head, and someone forgot to put the feet on.
2006-11-02 13:40:16 · answer #3 · answered by taylor ! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You call a cow with no feet a cow with no feet......duh
2006-11-02 13:21:20 · answer #4 · answered by Corinna M 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Normal. Most of the cows I've met have hooves...
2006-11-02 21:21:28 · answer #5 · answered by LoZ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
texas deputy VS. new york lawyer--- only in texas!!!A lawyer runs a stop sigh and gets pulled over by a sherif
Deputy says," license and registration please"
Lawyer says, "What for?"
Deputy "you didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
lawyer "I slowed down and no one was coming"
Deputy" You still didn't come to a complete stop. license and registration, please.
lawyer' "what'sthe differance"?
deputy" the differance is, you have to come to a complete stop, that's the law. license and registration please"!
lawyer" If you can show me the legal difference between slowing down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go on my way, and don't give me the ticket."
deputy says:"that sounds fair, exit you're vehicle, sir.
at this point, the deputy takes out his night stick and starts beating the ever lovin crud out of the lawyer and says;
"Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?
2006-11-02 21:51:45 · answer #6 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cows don't have feet they have hoofs..
2006-11-02 14:53:43 · answer #7 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A hamburger
2006-11-02 13:16:58 · answer #8 · answered by ஐAldaஐ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ground Beef...But what do you call a dog with no legs?
2006-11-02 16:23:51 · answer #9 · answered by David C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmmmm......a cow with no feet!
2006-11-02 13:39:35 · answer #10 · answered by ~~elmoro4lyfe~~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋