Once, a family was driving along a road when they saw a nun. She was holding out her thumb, hitchiking. The family picked her up, and the nun thank them.
A little later, they went to a restruant called Chubby Burger. The nun said, "may i please use the restroom."
"You may be excused" the mom said
30 minutes passed, and the family got worried. So they went to see if she was there, and the nun was laying on the floor dead with blood all around her. A couple, the nun was sitting at the table with them eating her burger. How can this be?
Do you know the answer? I not sure what it is. I'll post what i think after 10 answers.
2006-11-02 13:13:49 · 6 answers · asked by taylor ! 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
F.Y.I i didn't get this off the internet. A friend told it to me, but she didn't tell me the answer, so i'm just guessing.
2006-11-02 13:22:50 · update #1
I'm SUCH an impaitnet person. gosh. anyway, i gonna tell u what i think, even though theres only 5 answers. I thought it was her ghost. Yea, i dunno, but you can still keep answering.
2006-11-02 13:45:42 · update #2
I am writing this but I hope you think it funny..."Once picked up you cannot get rid of a bloody habit." If not the answer at least funny.
2006-11-02 13:28:47 · answer #1 · answered by ஐAldaஐ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
texas deputy VS. new york lawyer--- only in texas!!!A lawyer runs a stop sigh and gets pulled over by a sherif
Deputy says," license and registration please"
Lawyer says, "What for?"
Deputy "you didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
lawyer "I slowed down and no one was coming"
Deputy" You still didn't come to a complete stop. license and registration, please.
lawyer' "what'sthe differance"?
deputy" the differance is, you have to come to a complete stop, that's the law. license and registration please"!
lawyer" If you can show me the legal difference between slowing down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go on my way, and don't give me the ticket."
deputy says:"that sounds fair, exit you're vehicle, sir.
at this point, the deputy takes out his night stick and starts beating the ever lovin crud out of the lawyer and says;
"Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?
2006-11-03 05:51:46 · answer #2 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you know the answer your just going to act like you don't than post it than be like ohh I thought I was right since I just came up with it on my own when you really got it off the internet..
2006-11-02 21:17:48 · answer #3 · answered by Hey! 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
it probably wasn't that nun because they all look alike and you have no idea how they would look after the suit is off.
2006-11-02 21:21:50 · answer #4 · answered by lshndrl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was a picture!
2006-11-02 21:17:33 · answer #5 · answered by mistery person 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
her period was so bad she died but kept bleeding
2006-11-02 21:18:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋