2006-11-02 13:02:00 · 17 answers · asked by harrypotterschick07 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
texas deputy VS. new york lawyer--- only in texas!!!A lawyer runs a stop sigh and gets pulled over by a sherif
Deputy says," license and registration please"
Lawyer says, "What for?"
Deputy "you didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
lawyer "I slowed down and no one was coming"
Deputy" You still didn't come to a complete stop. license and registration, please.
lawyer' "what'sthe differance"?
deputy" the differance is, you have to come to a complete stop, that's the law. license and registration please"!
lawyer" If you can show me the legal difference between slowing down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go on my way, and don't give me the ticket."
deputy says:"that sounds fair, exit you're vehicle, sir.
at this point, the deputy takes out his night stick and starts beating the ever lovin crud out of the lawyer and says;
"Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?
2006-11-02 21:52:05 · answer #1 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hopefully you did it because you thought it was the best decision for yourself and the country.Besides who with any sort of brain could vote for his opponent,"john (only dummies and life's rejects are in the military) Kerry" ?
2006-11-02 21:08:11 · answer #2 · answered by hjbergel 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Because, between he and John Kerry, Bush was the lesser of two evils.
2006-11-02 21:03:42 · answer #3 · answered by rhino 6 · 2⤊ 3⤋
He promised you a $300 rebate on your taxes. Wasn't that good enough?
Please award Best Answer points to me right now because I do not like to wait, and I am already impatient with you. You already recognize the deep wisdom and unassailable eternal truth of my answer, so just get it over with and award the points to me RIGHT NOW!
2006-11-02 21:04:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
I forgive you. You were a victim of television, mass media and probably your own friends (co-workers) influencing your ideas.
But I am not to judge you. Every mistake is paid in this very life.
2006-11-02 21:04:52 · answer #5 · answered by zap 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
You are a Republican. LOL.
Personally, Me, I am a Blue. LOL.
2006-11-04 12:49:59 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For once in your life you had a moment of clarity and did the right thing....don't worry...it'll happen again if you let it.
2006-11-02 21:03:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
i forgive you; you had to vote, and neither candidate seemed right...
Hell neither candidate WAS the right one, so I forgive your vote.
2006-11-02 21:11:06 · answer #8 · answered by americanmimeboy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
cuz u were dumb just like the rest of us who voted for him
2006-11-02 21:03:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Probably because he's a sexy hot daddy.
2006-11-02 21:09:35 · answer #10 · answered by BROWNITE 4-ever 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋