Detective Roberts was investigating a crime. In a house in a wealthy neighborhood, someone had broken the glass on the patio door, let himself in, taken a valuable painting, and left in the same route. A maid had discovered the theft (owners were away). It was during her cleaning, when she passed the livingroom, saw the door broken, then called the cops. The detective stepped onto the patio, the shards crushing beneath his feet against the patio cement, and examined the scene and found mud smudges under the glass. He asked the maid how long the painting had hung there. "two years", she replied. Detective Robertson turned to his partner. "Ask her more questions. This robbery involved inside help.
2006-11-02 12:41:20 · 13 answers · asked by Smo 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cause the glass was on the outside - oldies are the best
2006-11-02 12:44:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well that doesn't make sense because the question says "broken the glass on the patio door, let himself in" which does not agree with breaking the patio door from the inside (because he'd already *be* inside).
I hate these type of questions, lol
2006-11-02 12:49:11 · answer #2 · answered by satyricon_uk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was an inside job. The glass from the patio door which was broken was on the patio cement.On the OUTSIDE .Meaning the glass was broken from the inside...
2006-11-02 12:47:17 · answer #3 · answered by allnewdiamondinvegas 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was detective roberts who did it....he knew the owners were away and the maid lived out...he said it was an inside job to take the attention away from himself....he was also banging the maid so could vouch for her not having anything to do with it....they then sold the painting to thomas crown & lived happily ever after in the falkland islands as they loved sheep farming...
2006-11-02 17:05:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
broken glass outside on patio
2006-11-02 12:45:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the glass was smashed out on to the patio not in onto the carpet.
2006-11-02 20:43:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
glass is on the outside plus there was mud only on outside of window.also why would somebody break a door when they had already "let themselves in" through the window?
2006-11-02 13:48:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
texas deputy VS. new york lawyer--- only in texas!!!A lawyer runs a stop sigh and gets pulled over by a sherif
Deputy says," license and registration please"
Lawyer says, "What for?"
Deputy "you didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
lawyer "I slowed down and no one was coming"
Deputy" You still didn't come to a complete stop. license and registration, please.
lawyer' "what'sthe differance"?
deputy" the differance is, you have to come to a complete stop, that's the law. license and registration please"!
lawyer" If you can show me the legal difference between slowing down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go on my way, and don't give me the ticket."
deputy says:"that sounds fair, exit you're vehicle, sir.
at this point, the deputy takes out his night stick and starts beating the ever lovin crud out of the lawyer and says;
"Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?
2006-11-02 21:46:58 · answer #8 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the mud would have been on the inside aswell and must have been cleaned by the maid
2006-11-02 12:47:54 · answer #9 · answered by nendlin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The maid did it!
crime solved.
2006-11-02 13:02:26 · answer #10 · answered by mistery person 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋