1st day:okay,im finally going to stop cussing,smoking,and drinking.
2nd day:o crap i left my f'n ciggarettes at the bar
2006-11-02 12:32:43 · 19 answers · asked by . 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
9-10
2006-11-02 12:37:02 · answer #1 · answered by petvet_12 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7/10
2006-11-02 12:37:09 · answer #2 · answered by ♦cat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7-8
2006-11-02 12:57:42 · answer #3 · answered by Onye 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
texas deputy VS. new york lawyer--- only in texas!!!A lawyer runs a stop sigh and gets pulled over by a sherif
Deputy says," license and registration please"
Lawyer says, "What for?"
Deputy "you didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
lawyer "I slowed down and no one was coming"
Deputy" You still didn't come to a complete stop. license and registration, please.
lawyer' "what'sthe differance"?
deputy" the differance is, you have to come to a complete stop, that's the law. license and registration please"!
lawyer" If you can show me the legal difference between slowing down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go on my way, and don't give me the ticket."
deputy says:"that sounds fair, exit you're vehicle, sir.
at this point, the deputy takes out his night stick and starts beating the ever lovin crud out of the lawyer and says;
"Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?
2006-11-02 21:47:04 · answer #4 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome.
2006-11-02 12:54:08 · answer #5 · answered by ZZ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohh ciggarettes r left the kiss u. . ..ha ha
2006-11-02 12:43:41 · answer #6 · answered by ritesh 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol 8/10
2006-11-02 12:39:58 · answer #7 · answered by Courtney(: 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u know it not a joke it really happened. i give it 7.
2006-11-02 13:14:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
More irony than a joke.
2006-11-02 12:39:44 · answer #9 · answered by Gotham Princess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i liked it ^_^ but i can understand people disliking it, 7/10!
2006-11-02 13:01:18 · answer #10 · answered by americanmimeboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋