2006-11-02 12:27:15 · 18 answers · asked by heinrichs3 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
There was this prince living high in a tower and wanted to get married but the women seemed to be to submissive. He wanted a women with spunk. So one day he saw a villiage girl driving her donkey and donkey cart to town. As this girl drove the donkey into the town, he could see a robber attack her. She grabbed her donkey stick and beat the day lights out of this man.
He told his father the king have that women brought to me so I can marry her, she is strong and beautiful and has a lot of courage. So she did and became the new princess of the castle.
The chocolate bar, that is what I am eating while writing the story.
2006-11-02 12:35:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a princess in a wagon eating a chocolate bar.
Short and sweet.
2006-11-02 20:47:21 · answer #2 · answered by No Name 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess. She lived all day with her over protective father, who never let her talk to this cute servant boy she liked. One day, the servant boy had to take some hay, and other goods from her father's palace fields into the market, and the princess snuck away into the back of the wagon, hid herself under the hay and escaped. As they were riding along, she started to get itchy, so she took off her fancy princess gown and tried to get the hay out. Meanwhile, the servant, who knew nothing of the princess's presence, was getting rather tired of driving his wooden wagon, and began to get the munchies. He stopped the wagon and went around back to look for a chocolate bar to eat. Unfortunately (or quite fortunately, as the case turned out) the hay was in the way of the chocolate.
The servant arrived late to the market. He had multiple splinters all over his body, and all of the hay was gone. But all of the chocolate he left with was still there.
2006-11-02 20:38:10 · answer #3 · answered by Becca 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once upon a time, there was a princess in a wagon. She was hungry and she asked the wagon driver for something to eat. He gave her a chocolate bar. She was no longer hungry and they rode off into the sunset. Until it was dark and they didn't see the cliff.
The End
What do you think?
2006-11-02 20:34:08 · answer #4 · answered by aureliusrocker 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There was once this beautiful princess. One day, her kingdom had a contest to see who could sell the most chocolate bars. There were too many to hold so she pushed them around in a wagon.
The End.
2006-11-02 20:29:35 · answer #5 · answered by Joanna Banana 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once upon a time there was a princes who had her wagon repossess so she was forced to travel in a wagon........But she found it challenging because all tho she was a princess she was grossly overweight because she ate 30 chocolate bars a day. But then she began to use Trim Spa......and with the money from that contract she was able to buy a Bentley......
2006-11-02 20:33:30 · answer #6 · answered by Diamond in the Rough 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This beautiful princess fell off "the wagon" and stuffed her face with chocolate bars. The end.
2006-11-02 20:29:30 · answer #7 · answered by D S 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
one day a princess was riding in a wagon eating a chocolate bar. the end.
2006-11-02 20:29:26 · answer #8 · answered by knocknock233 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once, there was a princess pulling a wagon of chocolate bars. She got tired, and told herself 'i'll just eat one.' But, she ate 400 too many and died. The end.
2006-11-02 20:32:11 · answer #9 · answered by taylor ! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Once upon a time a princess, a wagon, and a chocolate bar died.
2006-11-02 20:44:47 · answer #10 · answered by mistery person 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋