Deputy says," license and registration please"
Lawyer says, "What for?"
Deputy "you didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
lawyer "I slowed down and no one was coming"
Deputy" You still didn't come to a complete stop. license and registration, please.
lawyer' "what'sthe differance"?
deputy" the differance is, you have to come to a complete stop, that's the law. license and registration please"!
lawyer" If you can show me the legal difference between slowing down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go on my way, and don't give me the ticket."
deputy says:"that sounds fair, exit you're vehicle, sir.
at this point, the deputy takes out his night stick and starts beating the ever lovin crud out of the lawyer and says;
"Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?
ONLY IN TEXAS!!!!!
2006-11-02 12:15:15 · 10 answers · asked by dreamteam 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I like that one........thank you! I'm going to put it in my joke collection.
2006-11-02 12:28:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
texas deputy VS. new york lawyer--- only in texas!!!A lawyer runs a stop sigh and gets pulled over by a sherif
Deputy says," license and registration please"
Lawyer says, "What for?"
Deputy "you didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
lawyer "I slowed down and no one was coming"
Deputy" You still didn't come to a complete stop. license and registration, please.
lawyer' "what'sthe differance"?
deputy" the differance is, you have to come to a complete stop, that's the law. license and registration please"!
lawyer" If you can show me the legal difference between slowing down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go on my way, and don't give me the ticket."
deputy says:"that sounds fair, exit you're vehicle, sir.
at this point, the deputy takes out his night stick and starts beating the ever lovin crud out of the lawyer and says;
"Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?
2006-11-02 21:47:22 · answer #2 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yes, indeedy! There is definitely a difference! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a good day!
2006-11-02 22:53:49 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can't beat a texas man! lol
2006-11-02 12:28:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but entirely to TRUE to be a joke!
2006-11-02 12:20:04 · answer #5 · answered by pitbull lover 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HILARIOUS!!GONNA WATCH OUT FOR ANY SHERRIFS NEXT TIME I GO OUT TO TEXAS.
2006-11-02 13:52:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i ain't going to texas anymore!
2006-11-02 12:20:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats hilarious!!!!
2006-11-02 12:18:59 · answer #8 · answered by KK 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol wow
2006-11-02 12:36:19 · answer #9 · answered by Courtney(: 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thank goodness for texans, then! ;-)
2006-11-02 12:21:11 · answer #10 · answered by Lucy Goosey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋