OH my grannies in the cellar
I"m surprised yeh canny smell her
Baking biscuits on her dammed old dirty stove
in her eye there is some matter
it keeps dripping in the batter
and she whistles while the snot runs doon her nose
OH give me home cooking that good old home cooking
and she whistles while the snot runs doon her nose
2006-11-02 12:08:34 · 12 answers · asked by celtic 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WHAT THE HECK?????
2006-11-02 12:10:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little miss muffet
sat on her tuffet
smoking a great spliff of weed
along came a spider
and sat down beside her
and sold her a kilo of speed
2006-11-02 12:19:47 · answer #2 · answered by inquisitiveme 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
texas deputy VS. new york lawyer--- only in texas!!!A lawyer runs a stop sigh and gets pulled over by a sherif
Deputy says," license and registration please"
Lawyer says, "What for?"
Deputy "you didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
lawyer "I slowed down and no one was coming"
Deputy" You still didn't come to a complete stop. license and registration, please.
lawyer' "what'sthe differance"?
deputy" the differance is, you have to come to a complete stop, that's the law. license and registration please"!
lawyer" If you can show me the legal difference between slowing down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go on my way, and don't give me the ticket."
deputy says:"that sounds fair, exit you're vehicle, sir.
at this point, the deputy takes out his night stick and starts beating the ever lovin crud out of the lawyer and says;
"Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?
2006-11-02 21:47:33 · answer #3 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old mother Hubbard
went to the cupboard
to put 50p in the light
when she opened her purse
her colostomy burst
and coverred her stockings in shite.
2006-11-02 12:14:59 · answer #4 · answered by shorty 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh, ye cannae push yer granny off the bus,
No ye cannae push yer granny off the bus,
Ye cannae push yer granny,
'Cos she's yer mammy's mammy,
No you cannae push yer granny off the bus...
2006-11-02 12:11:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice and funny glad to se no sex humor for once!
2006-11-02 12:11:31 · answer #6 · answered by Cupcake Flavor Soda 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have we been having a wee dram or twoooooo? lol
2006-11-06 03:19:27 · answer #7 · answered by Somer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That did not rhyme, was not spelled right, and was not funny! Try, try again.
2006-11-02 12:43:52 · answer #8 · answered by pitbull lover 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That is some kind of "GRODY"! LOL.
Nasty! Nasty! LOL.
Have a great weekend, and thanks for the laugh, I think! LOL.
2006-11-04 05:03:39 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What drugs are you on
2006-11-02 12:12:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
TOK TOK PASS, @sswhole, it sounds like your hogging it all!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-02 12:14:37 · answer #11 · answered by Charisma 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋