an epieptic young woman named camp
was seduced on her couch by a trampbut the first time he squeezed her
she had a grand seizure
and broke both his balls and a lamp
2006-11-02 12:00:27 · 13 answers · asked by i_love_ponys83 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMFAO gud one
there was a young man named mc nair
who buggered his wife on the stairs
the bannister broke
without missing a stroke
he finished he off in md air
2006-11-02 12:18:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is one from Wordsworth's early days, before his daffodil habit
In days of old, when Knights were bold,
Their balls were made of brass,
And when they wankkede,
Their armour clanked,
And the sparks flew up their aarsse!
Or from William Blake's 'Songs of innocence...'
There was a bohemian monk,
Who went to sleep on a bunk,
He dreamed that Venus,
Was sucking his elbow,
And woke up covered in perspiration
..some problems with the rhyming couplets there I think....
2006-11-02 22:13:15 · answer #2 · answered by troothskr 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was a young man of Devizes
Who had balls of different sizes
One was so small
It was no ball at all
Yet the other ball won several prizes
2006-11-02 20:07:56 · answer #3 · answered by Simon K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
texas deputy VS. new york lawyer--- only in texas!!!A lawyer runs a stop sigh and gets pulled over by a sherif
Deputy says," license and registration please"
Lawyer says, "What for?"
Deputy "you didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
lawyer "I slowed down and no one was coming"
Deputy" You still didn't come to a complete stop. license and registration, please.
lawyer' "what'sthe differance"?
deputy" the differance is, you have to come to a complete stop, that's the law. license and registration please"!
lawyer" If you can show me the legal difference between slowing down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go on my way, and don't give me the ticket."
deputy says:"that sounds fair, exit you're vehicle, sir.
at this point, the deputy takes out his night stick and starts beating the ever lovin crud out of the lawyer and says;
"Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?
2006-11-03 05:47:37 · answer #4 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There once was an epileptic TRAMP
She was seduced on her couch by a SCAMP
He sure tried to PLEASE HER
But she had a mal SEIZURE
And she broke both his balls and a LAMP!
2006-11-02 20:06:20 · answer #5 · answered by who da wha? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was once a man from Glass, whose balls where made of fine brass, In stormy weather they would clang together and lighting would come out of his azz !!!!!!!!
2006-11-02 20:15:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Humpty Dumpty sat on a rock
Little Bo Peep was sucking his c*ck
Then we he came she started to weep
She knew by the taste he'd been f*cking her sheep!
2006-11-02 20:07:55 · answer #7 · answered by silversilver3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fwokin bwoitch.
2006-11-02 21:55:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
there was a young lady from Ealing, who had a peculiar feeling, she lay on her back and opened her crack and pissed all over the ceiling.........boom boom
2006-11-02 20:05:28 · answer #9 · answered by whostoleallthegoodnames1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks a bundle mrs hehe if my new boyfriend reads this hes for sure my ex i have seizures but i bring up your whites to new if i take one in the bath
2006-11-02 20:04:58 · answer #10 · answered by nendlin 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋