Next time when your professor ask: Are there any question with the exam?
You can answer by : Yes, the whole page is filled with questions.
2006-11-02 11:53:38 · 8 answers · asked by w 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
All questions no answers. Boy they'd never hire you at Radio Shack!
2006-11-02 11:57:04 · answer #1 · answered by Celeste P 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Two bats are hanging in their cave. One turns to the other and says, "Oh, I'm really thirsty for some fresh blood."
The other bat is amazed and says, "Well, it’s a bit late. Daylight is almost here, and we can't be exposed to any light - you know we'll die." "Yeah, I know," says the first bat, "but I'm really starving for it."
So he flies out of the cave and returns five minutes later with blood dripping from his mouth.
"You lucky thing. Where'd you find blood that quick?" asked the second bat.
"You see that tree over there in the distance?" mumbled the bat, his mouth full of blood.
"Yeah, I think I do!"
"Well, I didn't."
2006-11-03 05:35:03 · answer #2 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I would but then I'd be like one of those nerds in my classes who comment on the teachers haircut and such.
Plus its not even that funny, so I'd just be making my self look like a moron for no reson.
2006-11-02 19:59:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
crickets
2006-11-02 19:54:53 · answer #4 · answered by soxfan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I said that no one would laugh.... At all.
2006-11-02 20:30:57 · answer #5 · answered by mistery person 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... the crickets comment was funny....
2006-11-02 19:56:09 · answer #6 · answered by jbljackie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep. LOL.
2006-11-03 06:58:29 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha!!! ( really not funny)
2006-11-02 19:59:56 · answer #8 · answered by sweet_heart2luv 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋