a young couple get married and the groom asks the bride if he can have his own dressor drawer of his own which he will never openthe bride agrees after 30 years of marriage she notices that his drawer is open she peeks inside and sees 3 golf balls and $1000
she confronts him and asks for an explanantion
he replies "every time i cheatecon you i put a gol ball in there
she figures 3 times ibn thirty years aint bad
"but whats the $1000?"
"whenever i got a dozen golf balls i sold them"
2006-11-02 11:44:34 · 14 answers · asked by i_love_ponys83 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A Welsh farmer walked into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and announced "This is the pig I have to sleep with when you refuse me sex". His wife contemptuously retorts "I think you'll find that's a sheep" The farmer replies "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep".
2006-11-02 16:50:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO fuc|
2006-11-02 20:10:05
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GR8 Joke Keep 'em Comin'
Here's one for you ...................
Humpty Dumpty sat on a rock
Little Bo Peep was sucking his c*ck
Then we he came she started to weep
She knew by the taste he'd been f*cking her sheep!
2006-11-02 20:19:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice lol thanx for getting me in a better mood :)
2006-11-02 19:50:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that guys got 'balls'!!
2006-11-02 19:47:23 · answer #5 · answered by Serendipity 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nice one
2006-11-02 19:46:33 · answer #6 · answered by fivelighters 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-11-02 19:56:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-02 20:25:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol lol that is a good one.
2006-11-02 20:21:09 · answer #9 · answered by dreamteam 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
realy realy good
2006-11-02 19:53:24 · answer #10 · answered by moh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋