this is for my extra credit class:
Tell me some visual home made jokes...
For example:
item: lemon
procedure:dropping lemon on floor and call it lemon drop
Another example:
item:stick with fish head
procedure: calling it a fishstick
BE CREATIVE!!! thanks!
2006-11-02 11:22:07 · 7 answers · asked by Ryan 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
find something with a crack in it, a big plus sign and then try and get one of those "it" signs from ebay...crack addict!!
2006-11-02 11:25:03 · answer #1 · answered by jonmarbles 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Saw this one at the table at a dinner party, between courses...
Its kinda lame, kinda odd. Give it a go if you are old enough for dirty jokes...
Ask person next to you to hold out their hand, palm side up.
Place the tissue over their hand and ask the person to take a breath in and blow it out, gently, onto the tissue.
Next, take the tissue off their hand by carefully gathering up the four corners so that you are holding them all together between your finger and thumb, making a little pouch.
Give it back to them like that, so that they are holding it the same way and ask, "Know what that is?"
When they shrug, tell em, "Bl0w j0b to go!"
Have fun!
Love from A
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2006-11-02 20:55:34 · answer #2 · answered by jane d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two bats are hanging in their cave. One turns to the other and says, "Oh, I'm really thirsty for some fresh blood."
The other bat is amazed and says, "Well, it’s a bit late. Daylight is almost here, and we can't be exposed to any light - you know we'll die." "Yeah, I know," says the first bat, "but I'm really starving for it."
So he flies out of the cave and returns five minutes later with blood dripping from his mouth.
"You lucky thing. Where'd you find blood that quick?" asked the second bat.
"You see that tree over there in the distance?" mumbled the bat, his mouth full of blood.
"Yeah, I think I do!"
"Well, I didn't."
2006-11-03 05:35:29 · answer #3 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
item: track star nose
procedure: calling it a runny nose
item: butter
procedure: throw it out the window, see a butterfly
2006-11-02 19:38:15 · answer #4 · answered by peachybabi101 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Throw some sugar up and call it a sugar high. :o
2006-11-02 19:25:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
item: duke (stuffed animal)
procedure: rap tape around it's beak, call it duct tape
2006-11-02 19:27:27 · answer #6 · answered by Sarah 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
items: hen, and boy named tai
procedure:put the hen on top of tai, and you get hentai
2006-11-02 19:33:46 · answer #7 · answered by Onye 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋