jane was becoming frustrated with her husband insistance to only have sex in the dark hoping to free her husband from his inhabitions during a passionate evening she flipped on the light only to discover a cucumber in his hand
"is this what youve been using on me for the last ten years"
"honey let me explain"
"You impotent SOB!!"
"speking of sneaky" he interupted
"maybe youd care to explain our two kids"
2006-11-02 11:21:44 · 20 answers · asked by i_love_ponys83 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
L.M.F.A.O that fu
2006-11-02 11:35:12
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Two bats are hanging in their cave. One turns to the other and says, "Oh, I'm really thirsty for some fresh blood."
The other bat is amazed and says, "Well, it’s a bit late. Daylight is almost here, and we can't be exposed to any light - you know we'll die." "Yeah, I know," says the first bat, "but I'm really starving for it."
So he flies out of the cave and returns five minutes later with blood dripping from his mouth.
"You lucky thing. Where'd you find blood that quick?" asked the second bat.
"You see that tree over there in the distance?" mumbled the bat, his mouth full of blood.
"Yeah, I think I do!"
"Well, I didn't."
2006-11-03 05:35:33 · answer #2 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2006-11-02 19:37:46 · answer #3 · answered by w 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol Wow
2006-11-02 19:42:16 · answer #4 · answered by ashley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so funny wait till the people at work hears this one ..Awesome
2006-11-02 19:31:22 · answer #5 · answered by kiwinooi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA! Brilliant job. Two thumbs up!
2006-11-02 22:37:23 · answer #6 · answered by Smo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not naughty but very funny indeed! LMAO!
2006-11-02 19:34:43 · answer #7 · answered by jazi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha !!! tht was funny !!! well happy realisation to the husband !!!! LOL ..
2006-11-02 19:38:29 · answer #8 · answered by venice_queen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
that is bloody funny.
2006-11-03 05:48:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
whoa!!! thats hiarious!! i never heard it before and now i have to tell everybody i kno!!!!
2006-11-02 19:25:02 · answer #10 · answered by peachybabi101 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋