A woman journalist was walking with a badge wrote "PRESS" and He did it..
2006-11-02 11:20:19 · 6 answers · asked by doubt devil 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. Good One. LOL.
2006-11-02 23:05:45 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two bats are hanging in their cave. One turns to the other and says, "Oh, I'm really thirsty for some fresh blood."
The other bat is amazed and says, "Well, it’s a bit late. Daylight is almost here, and we can't be exposed to any light - you know we'll die." "Yeah, I know," says the first bat, "but I'm really starving for it."
So he flies out of the cave and returns five minutes later with blood dripping from his mouth.
"You lucky thing. Where'd you find blood that quick?" asked the second bat.
"You see that tree over there in the distance?" mumbled the bat, his mouth full of blood.
"Yeah, I think I do!"
"Well, I didn't."
2006-11-02 21:35:35 · answer #2 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
crickets
2006-11-02 11:21:48 · answer #3 · answered by soxfan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that doesnt really go together very well
2006-11-02 22:10:58 · answer #4 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i thought it was becus he BOTCHED a joke
2006-11-02 11:30:55 · answer #5 · answered by who da wha? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he i get it , he "press"ed her shirt
2006-11-02 11:22:12 · answer #6 · answered by Sarah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋