2006-11-02 11:14:46 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hit it a boot with a doctor martin
2006-11-02 11:17:24 · answer #1 · answered by fivelighters 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It turns its wing round like a helicopter!
2006-11-03 05:59:47 · answer #2 · answered by parapligiko A.E. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two bats are hanging in their cave. One turns to the other and says, "Oh, I'm really thirsty for some fresh blood."
The other bat is amazed and says, "Well, it’s a bit late. Daylight is almost here, and we can't be exposed to any light - you know we'll die." "Yeah, I know," says the first bat, "but I'm really starving for it."
So he flies out of the cave and returns five minutes later with blood dripping from his mouth.
"You lucky thing. Where'd you find blood that quick?" asked the second bat.
"You see that tree over there in the distance?" mumbled the bat, his mouth full of blood.
"Yeah, I think I do!"
"Well, I didn't."
2006-11-03 05:35:40 · answer #3 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would surely fly round in circles.
2006-11-02 19:18:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Round and round
2006-11-02 19:17:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When did British Airways start checking that your sanitary towel was still intact?
2006-11-03 00:56:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It'll fly in circles :-P
2006-11-02 19:18:21 · answer #7 · answered by Ms. H 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
an x-wing
2006-11-02 19:17:01 · answer #8 · answered by who da wha? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Straight down! LOL.
2006-11-03 07:06:57 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how can heather mc cartney stand with one leg
2006-11-02 19:49:17 · answer #10 · answered by cazmo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋