three women a blonde brunette and a red were standing in front of the judge all three women where being accused of a crime
a man came up to the brunette and pointed his gun at herhead
he said
"any last requests"
"yes i do... TORNADO"
everyone ducked down and the brunette ran out
after that he pointed the gun at the the reds head
he asked
"any last requests"
"yes i do... TWISTER"
everyone ducked again and she ran out
finnalley the man pointed the gun at the blonde and said
"any last request"
"yes i do.... FIRE
2006-11-02 11:06:06 · 21 answers · asked by i_love_ponys83 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMFAO thats hilarious dumb blondes always good for a laugh
late one night a woman was walking home when a man grabbed her and dragged her into the bushes "help me! help me!" she screamed "im being robbed"
"you aint being robbed s|ut" he interupted "youre being screwed"
the woman looked down at her attacker as he unzipped his jeans "if youre screw!ng me with that i am being robbed !"
2006-11-03 00:04:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two bats are hanging in their cave. One turns to the other and says, "Oh, I'm really thirsty for some fresh blood."
The other bat is amazed and says, "Well, it’s a bit late. Daylight is almost here, and we can't be exposed to any light - you know we'll die." "Yeah, I know," says the first bat, "but I'm really starving for it."
So he flies out of the cave and returns five minutes later with blood dripping from his mouth.
"You lucky thing. Where'd you find blood that quick?" asked the second bat.
"You see that tree over there in the distance?" mumbled the bat, his mouth full of blood.
"Yeah, I think I do!"
"Well, I didn't."
2006-11-03 05:35:45 · answer #2 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, most blond jokes makes me laugh.
Thanks for putting a smile on my face today!
Have a great day/night!
2006-11-02 19:10:05 · answer #3 · answered by Tannas 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hurrah!
Life would be tedious without blondes to laugh at.
2006-11-02 19:10:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funy :) made me smile, I'm blonde and appreciate that people make jokes up about us :)
2006-11-02 19:15:29 · answer #5 · answered by Aynsley G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, heard it before but still makes me laugh.
2006-11-02 19:08:23 · answer #6 · answered by L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha really really good one, congrats on your first one. Keep them coming.
2006-11-02 19:09:04 · answer #7 · answered by neemia4lyfnot 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep, definitely blonde! LOL.
2006-11-03 07:08:21 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know my avatar looks brunette, but I'm a blonde, I don't get it............
2006-11-02 19:19:11 · answer #9 · answered by MRS. EFRON ♥ zac 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one.
2006-11-02 19:47:50 · answer #10 · answered by sparklingsapphireeyes 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋