A pair of newly weds win a trip to mars....
In the hotel bar they meet an alien couple who suggest a partner swap...
They decide to go for it!
The woman takes her alien to bed, and he when he pats his head, his willy gets longer...
As he rubs his tummy, his willy gets wider and harder...
She has the time of her life.
In the morning she meets up with her husband, who is extremely grumpy...
She asked if he had a good time (being as he was so keen)...
He said "NO - the stupid thing just patted my head and rubbed my tummy all night..."
2006-11-02 10:35:16 · 13 answers · asked by Ali 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes I know it came up three times, i just don't know what's going on...
2006-11-02 10:46:09 · update #1
funny as hell...... gonna try that the next time they abduct me :)
2006-11-02 13:42:48 · answer #1 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That's a Good One! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great day!
2006-11-03 07:20:47 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA... Heard it before but still very funny.
2006-11-02 18:38:00 · answer #3 · answered by Asterisk_Love♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was chuckle worthy.
2006-11-02 18:39:55 · answer #4 · answered by Glee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is THE FUNNIEST thing I've ever heard... EVER!
2006-11-02 18:38:13 · answer #5 · answered by Tim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
2006-11-02 18:38:40 · answer #6 · answered by Nora G 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some find this so hard!
2006-11-02 18:37:57 · answer #7 · answered by Celeste P 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okkkkkay
2006-11-02 18:37:21 · answer #8 · answered by Caralee! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny
2006-11-02 19:25:00 · answer #9 · answered by ashley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nevermind, three times! why?
2006-11-02 18:36:52 · answer #10 · answered by Ellis S 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋