A pair of newly weds win a trip to mars....
In the hotel bar they meet an alien couple who suggest a partner swap...
They decide to go for it!
The woman takes her alien to bed, and he when he pats his head, his willy gets longer...
As he rubs his tummy, his willy gets wider and harder...
She has the time of her life.
In the morning she meets up with her husband, who is extremely grumpy...
She asked if he had a good time (being as he was so keen)...
He said "NO - the stupid thing just patted my head and rubbed my tummy all night..."
2006-11-02 10:32:54 · 5 answers · asked by Ali 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
why did you post this twice?
2006-11-02 10:36:16 · answer #1 · answered by Ellis S 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I liked that one.
2006-11-04 08:01:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many times do you have to tell this joke, joke?
2006-11-02 19:13:13 · answer #3 · answered by mrs mac 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
COOL
2006-11-06 17:27:49 · answer #4 · answered by Bob 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!
2006-11-02 18:35:42 · answer #5 · answered by Mimi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋