george bushes wife died and went to heaven when she got there she saw clocks, every person in the world had a clock and the second hand moved once second every time they lied so mrs bush asks the arc angel
"wheres georges clock"
the angel said
"o you cant see georges clock"
she replies
"well why not"
the angel responds
it in gods office
she then replied
"why is it in gods offce"
the angel replied
"gods kinda using it as a ceiling fan"
2006-11-02 10:32:01 · 21 answers · asked by sxc gal 4 u 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
some people (superstud91) dont know that this is the joke section you get the idea in the name
2006-11-02 10:39:07 · update #1
some people (superstud91) dont know that this is the joke section you get the idea in the name
2006-11-02 10:39:25 · update #2
lmfao so true
heres another onean exibitionist named joe was preparing to to board a flight to atlanta as he approached the open door of the plane at the end f the jet way a very attractive flight attendent was collecting boarding passes as she reached towards him for his boarding pass he flashed her
"Im sorry sir" she said politley "but you have to show your ticket here not your stub
2006-11-03 03:45:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
that is a 10
2006-11-02 18:35:30 · answer #2 · answered by Nora G 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one LOL and in answer to your question George Bush Joke?
Yes he is.
2006-11-03 06:24:01 · answer #3 · answered by Rod T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God probably has one large office for the rest of the ceiling fans he'll have from GWB's whole cabinet!
Good one!
2006-11-02 18:50:20 · answer #4 · answered by jazi 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dont think GW s name will be on Gods list
2006-11-02 18:47:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
G. Bush is a f4nny.
Tony Blair is his c0ck and looks like a joker when he smiles
Clean My Shoes.
2006-11-02 18:36:29 · answer #6 · answered by Matar 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HAHA lol, that was A good one. except that it took me a second to figure it out. but so tru!!
2006-11-02 18:36:21 · answer #7 · answered by !♥~FaY9512~♥! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's a good one!
2006-11-02 19:03:33 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee your repeating yourself too! (additional details!) my joke came up three times - what a t*t I feel now!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-02 18:49:07 · answer #9 · answered by Ali 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
big thumbs up
2006-11-02 19:05:43 · answer #10 · answered by w 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋