It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
2006-11-02 10:29:47 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i would have picked the bucket too. and the clinical description of a phycopath fits me right down the money. window bed please and thank you! :)
2006-11-02 10:33:45 · answer #1 · answered by Ellis S 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm not,
I was wondering why not just pull the plug
2006-11-02 19:21:22 · answer #2 · answered by Sarah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did someone email u that , that's where i first saw it and that is a 10 joke.
2006-11-02 18:37:22 · answer #3 · answered by Nora G 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one! Too funny!!!
2006-11-02 18:32:11 · answer #4 · answered by Mimi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. It's a goodie. LOL.
2006-11-03 07:22:11 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋