Thing I Hate About People?

Question

Things I hate about everybody.....

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the
time....I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at
my *censored* when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their fanny to
search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the
TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
What good is a cake if you can't eat it?!

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the Heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this?
Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there
must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?".
If the bus came would I be standing here, Knobhead?

10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what
did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?

11. When your eating something and someone asks 'Is
that nice?' No it's really revolting I always eat stuff I hate.

12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image
I really didn't need.

13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert
the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It's has to be a Mcchicken
Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks...........Well I'll have a
McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you McTo**er.

14. When you involved in a accident and someone asks 'are you alright?'. Yes
fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.


Oh, and this is just a joke :D I love people =P

Answer 1

Thanks for giving me the biggest laugh of the week so far! I especially liked number 13! Do you do stand up comedy? If not you should give it a try!

Answer 2

Ha. I was just talking with one of my friends and we were laughing about the McDonald's ppl. The rest of the day we added "Mc" in front of everything.
"Can I have a McNapkin?"
"McWhat?!?!?"
"What the McHeck?"
Good ones!

Answer 3

youll never be happy being so hateful---you dont have the right to hate someone cause youre more blessed than they in brains--only pity......what an assss you are!

Answer 4

thankyou so much. i am having one of the worst days at work and this made me laugh really hard. keep it up!

Answer 5

That is one of the funniest things I have ever read!

Answer 6

someone saw the billy connaly world tour!

Answer 7

There all funny.I laughed so hard that I started crying.

Answer 8

13 was hilarious as hell.


That is funny ****.


Oh oh, THIRTEEN IS THE FUNNIEST?

That can't be good

Answer 9

all that stuff gets on my nerves so bad! thanks for making me feel like im not the only one out there with stuff like that. except for the mcdonalds one, i dont go there enough

Answer 10

how do you get a blond to marry you?, tell her shes pregnant --------what did the blonde say when the doctor told her she was pregnant? are you sure it's mine?