The hall was full of shareholders, at least 2,000 - including the board of directors who were seated in the front row.
The meeting began and an announcement over the speakers introduced the President of the Corporation who made his way to the lectern on the stage.
He smiled, welcomed all the delegates to the Annual General Meeting and then began his speech.
"This time last year, ladies and gentleman, the Chairman and Board of Directors of this Corporation were standing on the edge of a very high precipise! I am pleased to say that since that time they have taken a major step forward!"
2006-11-02 10:19:28 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Remember the thumbs up because I'm sacrificing my points to bring you these choice gems. I think that's the last one for tonight! Thanks for making me laugh too.
2006-11-02 10:20:38 · update #1
You're joking?
Did they really say that?
2006-11-02 10:25:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
For a public business enterprise? ought to comprise: Election of directors, appointment and remuneration of an auditor, attention of the as quickly as a year financial checklist, directors checklist and auditors checklist. Can comprise: balloting of specific resolutions (eg, changing a proprietary business enterprise to a public business enterprise, or an substitute to a business enterprise shape) balloting of consumer-friendly resolutions. (eg each and every little thing else)
2016-12-28 11:19:12 · answer #2 · answered by frahm 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It took me a while to get that, because of all the boring stuff at the begining, but when I finally got it, it was pretty funny!
2006-11-02 10:23:19 · answer #3 · answered by bex 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
good night.
2006-11-02 10:27:08 · answer #4 · answered by Steve C 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I get it! now they falling, falling, falling, fallling... fallen.
thumbs up dude!
2006-11-02 10:22:11 · answer #5 · answered by Ellis S 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
it was passable.....not.....crap
2006-11-02 10:30:17 · answer #6 · answered by Fudgie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋