A young man & woman met in a bar and fell instantly in love. "Let's get married" he said "But we don't know anything about each other she said. "That's alright we'll learn as we go along!" said the young man "OK then!" The following day they marry and fly off to Spain for their honeymoon.
The next morning they go down to the swimming pool where they lie on their sunbeds. After a while the young man gets up and walks off to the diving board. He climbed the steps to the top most board and did an impressive high dive with twists and turns. His new wife was aghast! When he sat down she asked him where he learnt to dive like that and he said "Ah, well I won Gold Medal at the Olympics - I told you we'd get to know each other as we went along.
With that his new wife jumped into the pool and thrashed across the water at an incredible speed. When she returned her husband said "where did you learn that?" "Oh I was a prostitute in Venice and worked both sides of the canal!"
2006-11-02 09:52:16 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OK start rating these with thumbs up - don't want to be the Q&A bore I'll just skulk away!
2006-11-02 09:53:35 · update #1
yep this is a goo den, enjoyed it immensely, keep them coming lol
2006-11-02 10:10:47 · answer #1 · answered by Hunny Bun... 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol funny. And theres one thumbs up from me.
2006-11-02 09:54:50 · answer #2 · answered by uk_lad_2003 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
my wifes a good swimmer too,and she used to work in venice,i wonder!!!!
2006-11-02 09:57:29 · answer #3 · answered by wayno1 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That was classic!
you certainly cheered me up!
2006-11-02 10:07:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Good one im sure I could show her a trick or two!!
2006-11-02 09:59:16 · answer #5 · answered by Twinkle *little fairy* 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
make that 4!!!
2006-11-02 09:57:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I LIKE IT , THUMB'S UP
2006-11-02 09:56:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
brill
2006-11-02 10:00:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
very good
2006-11-02 10:10:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-11-02 10:00:26 · answer #10 · answered by Insomnia 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋