Stan comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, "Get me a beer before it starts."
The wife sighs and gets him a beer.
Fifteen minutes later, he says, "Get me another beer before it starts."
She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him.
He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, "Quick, get me
another beer, it's going to start any minute."
The wife is furious. She yells at him "Is that all you're going to do
tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You're nothing but a
lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore . . ."
Stan sighs, "It's started . . "
2006-11-02 09:40:08 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OK the first two were naff - so if you laugh at the rest give me a thumbs up and I'll hang around a bit!
2006-11-02 09:41:15 · update #1
LOL, that was a good one, I enjoyed it. remember that bottom line, laughter is the best medicine.
2006-11-02 09:46:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thumbs up. That was a good one.
2006-11-02 17:45:52 · answer #2 · answered by LaLaLa! I'm not listening! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sooooooo true to life for a funny! lol
2006-11-02 17:44:22 · answer #3 · answered by mistickle17 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's Started ! funny :-)
i like it , very true Men are all slobs in training
2006-11-02 17:47:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
THUMBS UP!
2006-11-03 05:50:52 · answer #5 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny!
2006-11-02 17:54:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
at least now he's drunk enough to not remember the whole thing!
2006-11-02 17:46:32 · answer #7 · answered by Ellis S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh very funny
2006-11-02 18:03:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was cool,but i heard it before!!!!
2006-11-02 17:47:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool , I guese
2006-11-02 17:51:35 · answer #10 · answered by yari 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋