Joke........... Bad language. not for kids?

Question

An old man walks into a bank and says to the woman at the window, "I want to open a f*cking checking account."

The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have
misunderstood you. What did you say?"

"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a f*cking checking account now!"

"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this
bank."

The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to inform him of her situation. The manager agrees that the teller does not have to listen to that foul language.

They both return to the window and the manager asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"

"There is no damn problem," the man says. I just won $200 million bucks in the f*cking lottery and I want to put my f*cking money in this f*cking bank."

" I see," says the manager" and is this c*nt giving you a hard time?"

Answer 1

i dont know how many times iv told my manager not to call me that!! its rude!!! xx

Answer 2

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Answer 3

Excellent, one of the few jokes that actually made an impression on me....pmsl!!!!
What do you think of this one:
Now that the children in the class had learnt their alphabet, a teacher decided to show the children how to implement its use. But there is one little boy ,Johnny who is notorious for swearing. The day before, when she had asked the children what A stands for, Johnny shouted out Ar*e, then Bollo*cks for B. Today she thought she would continue her instruction: "Right children, what begins with C? Straight away Johnny is putting his hand up and saying; "Miss Miss ooh oooh I know!" The teacher tells Johnny to be quiet and points to another pupil to answer. Johnny looks crestfallen. Little Sarah says "Cat,Miss." The teacher praises little Sarah. "Now then," says the teacher, "What begins with D?" In a nano second, Johnny is stretching his hand up with all his might and pleading with the teacher to choose him to answer. No other pupil has their hand up, and the teacher feels compassion for Johnny and decides that he cannot come up with a swear word for D. "O.K. Johnny, what is it? Johnny replies: "Dwarf, Miss!" The teacher is about to praise Johnny when he hastily adds: "You know....one of those little fu*kers!!!!!!!!" :o)

Answer 4

Funny

Answer 5

Very funny but even funnier was reading some of the answers!! 'Retarted' is a new word on me and certainly speaks volumes for the person who answered it!!

Answer 6

Nice one ,but i will have to edit the c ,word my wife ,and most women dont like it ,but apart from that ,i will be using it ,very funny.

Answer 7

quite f*cking right! Sack the f*cking who*e!

Answer 8

I love it. ROFL. I told my mum your joke and she laughed her head off. I told my dad your joke and his sides split. My brother died laughing! Who's the f*cking c*nt now ! lol

Answer 9

I say young man that joke is naughty , naughty very naughty!!

10 points for me please

UP THE DAGGERS!

Answer 10

Naughty but nice!