a man passes...... listen!!!?

Question

1.A man passes a house with a red light flashing inside the window and decides to go in to indulge himself. Inside, all he sees are two doors one says men under 35 the second said men 35 or over bein a truful sort, he enters the door marked men 35 or over.
Once again he came to to other doors which say under eight inches and over eight inches.He remains honest and chooses under eight inches.Again he met with two more doors which said once a night and more than four times he choose once a night .To his suprise, he finds himself back out on to the street.The mortal of the story is?
Always tell the truth to get screwed.
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2. jack and jill went up the hill
to play a game of cricket.
the ball rolled up his trouser leg
and stubled his middle wicket.
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3. Q. whats the deffinition of a slag?
A.a womens with the sexual morals of a man.
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Answer 1

LOL. Well, I liked two out of three, and that ain't bad! LOL.

Thanks for the laughs, and have a great weekend!

Answer 2

Enhh, the first one was alright and the rest went down hill from there bud.

Answer 3

omg
number 3 very out of order and a slur on us men just kidding loved it really lmao

Answer 4

#2 was the funniest

Answer 5

the jack and jill one is the best by far! the old ones are the best

Answer 6

Yes?

Answer 7

Coulda Been better

Answer 8

the 1st one was the funniest one. lol!!

Answer 9

I thought that was funny.

Answer 10

some1 might think their funny,but not me.