It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty
Word or two in it, but, here is one:
Two tall trees, a Birch and a Beech, are growing in the woods.
A small tree begins to grow between them, and the Beech says to the Birch, "Is that a son of a Beech or a son of a Birch?"
The Birch says he cannot tell.
Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you
tell if that is a son of a Beech or a son of a Birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies,
"It is neither a son of a Beech nor a son of a Birch. It is, however, the best piece of Ash I have ever put my pecker in. "
2006-11-02 08:29:09 · 18 answers · asked by sweet.pjs1 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes this is very cute. Thanks for the laugh I needed that.
2006-11-02 08:32:15 · answer #1 · answered by Jackie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee!
2006-11-02 16:31:35 · answer #2 · answered by diturtlelady2004 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its iight. 5/10
2006-11-02 16:33:12 · answer #3 · answered by Rene C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, iwork in a bar they aregoing to love this one.
2006-11-02 16:46:13 · answer #4 · answered by postgirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was great! made me laugh out loud even though I'm at work!
2006-11-02 16:33:38 · answer #5 · answered by swsbcabg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
2006-11-02 16:32:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, thats hilarious! lmao
2006-11-02 16:31:47 · answer #7 · answered by Shorty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
teehee!
I like it, it's quite cute
2006-11-02 16:54:07 · answer #8 · answered by ;-) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL VERY FUNNY I NEEDED THAT LAST LAUGH!=)
2006-11-02 16:38:00 · answer #9 · answered by Holly S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THATS FUNNY
2006-11-02 16:33:29 · answer #10 · answered by beergr8 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋