how can you tell when theres an elephant in your fridge?
you cant shut the door
how do you know when elephants have been romping in your garden?
bin liners everywhere
what is the time when an elephant sits on your fence?
time to get new fence
2 cows in a field one says what do think of mad cows desease?
the other replied why ask me i am a horse
what do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back?
a stick
where do you find a dog with no legs?
where you left him
what do you call a one legged man?
a pushover
did you hear about the blonde that fell off the floor?
how do you show a blonde a good time?
give her £20 and point her to a fair
what about the blonde who thought polyfilla was parrot food
why do birds fly south in winter?
its too far to walk
why do monkeys paint thier ball red?
so they can hide in cherry trees
what the loudest noise in the jungle?
a squirrel in a cherry tree
2006-11-02 08:00:34 · 23 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why do Elephants have wrinkly skin?
Have you ever tried ironing one?
What did paddy say when he saw four elephants walking up the street?
Hey there's four elephants walking up the street.
What did paddy say when he saw four elephants walking up the street wearing sunglasses?
Nothing, He didn't recognise them.
Why mustn't you go in the Jungle between 8 and 9 pm?
Cos that's when The elephants play leap frog.
Why are pygmies so small?
They went into the jungle between 8 and 9 pm.
What are the Black bits in betwwen elephants toenails?
Pygmies that couldn't get out of the way.
2006-11-02 08:02:49 · answer #1 · answered by jabelite 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you get 4 elephants in a mini ?
Two at the front two at the back trunks in the boot!
2006-11-02 08:09:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do gorrillas paint thier balls red?
To hide in cherry trees.
How did Tarzan Die?
Picking cherries.
2006-11-02 08:05:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do elephants paint their feet yellow? So they can hide upside down in bowls of custard.
What's black, sits in a tree and is extremely dangerous..... A crow with a machine gun.
2006-11-02 08:02:54 · answer #4 · answered by Scitech05 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do girraffes have that no other animal does?
Baby girraffes
What do the irish call a coctail?
A pint of guiness with a potato in it
Two fish in a tank one says to the other "who's driving?"
2006-11-02 09:38:12 · answer #5 · answered by Jar Jar 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAAAAAAAAA
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Whats cool, white and sits in a field?
A fridge.
Whats black white and cool and sits in a field?
A fridge with a leather jacket on.
Whats white and swings through the trees?
Tarzan the fridge.
2006-11-02 08:19:16 · answer #6 · answered by Ali 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you mest like elephants...dont diss the elephants the elephants are cool i agree. but i like domestic rats as pets they are smart, nice, never bit me, very good pets to own.
2006-11-02 08:12:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 snowmen,1 says to the other, can you smell carrot?
2006-11-02 08:02:54 · answer #8 · answered by emma m 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why do elephants paint their toenails red?
so they can hide in strawberry beds.
have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry bed?
no???.....see it works.
2006-11-02 08:07:34 · answer #9 · answered by mine of useless information 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they would be bagles (bay gulls)
2006-11-02 08:07:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋