Can u share with me the joke which made you laugh the most?

Question

if ever there is a joke which made you laugh like any thing, pls share it with me.

Answer 1

There was a meeting of all the Sardar freedom fighters. They were planning for a free Punjab. Santa Singh raised a point, "Oh...we'll take Punjab from India but how would we develop it?" That was a tough one indeed. Banta Singh had a brainwave... "No problem! We'll attack Amrika, it would take over us and then we would become a State of USA and develop automatically." All the surds became happy with this very simple solution but an old surd was not. Someone asked him why he wasn't happy. The old surd replied, "THAT'S ALL VERY WELL... WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE WE TOOK OVER AMRIKA???"

Answer 2

What The Differance Between A Thousand Used Tires & A Thousand Used Rubbers?
One Was A Goodyear & The Other Was A Great Year!!

Answer 3

An 80- year old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up.

The doctor asked him how he was feeling and the 80-year-old said,
"Things are great and I've never felt better---I now have a 20 year old
bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a
story. "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and
never misses a season. One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a
bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of
his gun. As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver
sitting at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home and
so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised
his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting
rifle and went 'bang, bang'.

Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. N ow what
do you think of that?" asked the doctor.

The 80- year-old said, "If you ask me, I'd say somebody else pumped a
couple of rounds into that beaver."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

Answer 4

ATTENTION Please!
These days people are being more believers on horoscopes and astrology.
Here was a man of this kind who wanted to start this all on a monday.
So on monday, he lifted the paper on which there was written
"Dear Leo,
Today is the day when you will get a huge sum of money and fame as a surprise."
He waited till midnight but didn't get anything.
On tuesday, he lifted the paper and was written
"Dear Leo,
Today is the day when you will meet a beautiful, adorable girl as a surprise."
He thought "what about money, i'm gonna meet a beautiful girl"
He waited all day long, but didn't meet anyone
Now came the Wednesday and this man, with last hopes, lifted the paper which says,
"Dear Leo,
Today is the day when you will be really surprised to know that someone is fooling you since the last two days."

Answer 5

Sorry old chap I can’t humor you. Each day I live a little more, laugh a little more. Love a little more. You know, just to celebrate life. I have not yet heard the joke that has made me laugh the most.

Answer 6

A man walked into a bar, ordered 3 glasses of strong whisky, each glass one third full. He drank the first glass, loitered for a while, then drank the second & ten minutes later the third, after which he left quietly. Since that day, he would turn up every evening going through the same drinking ritual. One evening, the bartender said to him, “You know, I could serve you with just a full glass of whisky rather than 3”. The man said, “ Oh! The other two glasses are my brothers’. They have migrated & I’m drinking on their behalf”. Then one evening ,the man ordered only 2 glasses. The bartender asked sympathily, “One of your brothers passed on?” “Oh no!” came the reply, “It’s just that I have given up drinking.”

Answer 7

A Bihari was waiting for his bus at the bus stop. Finally the bus arrives and he gets in. The bus is fully loaded with sardarjis. One sardarji orders Bihari to tell a joke. Now, the Bihari thinks he's in big trouble because he knows only sardar jokes! After thinking for some time he decides to substitute all references to 'sardars' in his joke with 'Biharis'. He starts the jokes with, "There was once a Bihari..." And suddenly he gets a major blow on his back from one of the sardarjis who shouts, "Kyon be! Sab sardar mar gaye hai kya?"

Answer 8

Why did the blonde bring sandpaper on her trip to the desert?
She thought it was a map.

Why did the blonde ask to have her pizza cut into 6 slices instead of 12?
She didn't know if she could eat 12 slices.

How did the blonde explain her helicopter crash?
"It was getting cold, so I turned off the ceiling fan."

Answer 9

Normally there are so many jokes on sardarji's. Once a sardarji thought everybody makes us fool, why not i try to make others fool.
Suddenly he started looking at sky as if he is visualising something there, after sometime somebody has asked him what are you seeing, without seeing at him he replied, watch keenly there is something in the sky, slowly the gathering has increased. Sardarji is
feeling very happy that he is making so many people as fools. After sometime he has turned to his side and back and shocked at it, because the total gathering consists of sardarji's.

Answer 10

Great Interview..
A man goes to get a job as a secretary. When the manager saw his yellow and red highlighted hair, his mind was screaming,'No, not this guy.'
Nevertheless, he had to entertain his guest.
Manager: Okay, I will give you some words. Make a sentence with them and the job is yours. The words are green, pink, yellow, blue, white, purple and black.
The man thought for a while and said:-
' The phone was ringing GREEN GREEN GREEN. I go and I PINK up the phone. I say YELLOW...BLUE's that. WHITE did you call? Aye... wrong number. Listen don't PURPLEly call wrong numbers and don't call BLACK.
The manager fainted.