How do I prevent myself from sitting on my scrotum?

Question

It very painful when I do it.

Answer 1

Get some decent underpants

Answer 2

Normally a scrotum holds the testicles up high enough that when one sits down the scrotum and testicles are out of harm's way. However, if your scrotum hangs that low, you might want to look into surgery to reduce the size of the sac and thus keep things safely up out of that bum's way.

Otherwise, you could:
a) wear tight underwear or a jock strap to hold things up - just make sure you release things for many hours a day so as not to reduce sperm production by having the testicles always too close to the body and always too warm.
b) if you prefer going commando or hate tight underwear, try tape or other mechanical means to hold the scrotum and testicles up out of the way. I woudl definitely recommending a daily shaving though.
c) give up sitting down - always stand or lie down.
d) learn to always lift your testicles up out of the way when you sit.
e) have the testicles removed.

I'm sure there are others' both workable and humourous, but if it is a persistent problem, some minor surgery is by far the simplest.

Answer 3

are you circumcised?if you are when you get an erection your scrotum will stretch making it longer when flaccid. the only solution is a foreskin transplant, reconstruction,or restoration,then you will need a scrotal reduction.

Answer 4

I'm sorry, I don't have one. This sounds serious, maybe a Dr. could help you.

Answer 5

duct tape????

Answer 6

loser