Ethel was a demon in her wheelchair and loved to charge around the nursing home taking corners on one wheel and getting speed on the long halls Because she was one sandwich short of a picnic residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in. One day Ethel was speeding up one hall when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm stretched ,Stop he shouted, Have you got a license for that thing? Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a kit kat wrapper and held it up to him, ok he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall. As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted, Stop Have you got proof of insurance? Ethel dug into her handbag pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to him. Harold said on you way Maam. As Ethel neared the final hall Crazzy Craig steped out in front of her naked and holding his ,you know what in his hand, Oh good grief yelled Ethel NOT THAT DAMN BREATHALYZER TEST AGAIN
2006-11-02 07:24:51 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg that's freakin hilarious. ahahaha. =D
2006-11-02 07:28:57 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-11-02 07:27:35 · answer #2 · answered by wildbill05733 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee Hee! ^_^
2006-11-02 07:33:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha good 1!!
2006-11-02 07:47:02 · answer #4 · answered by esjaygee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was cute until you made it sad.
2006-11-02 22:17:17 · answer #5 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋