2006-11-02 07:22:20 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
He's bigger than knee high to a pig's eye.
Nah, just kidding, a nonexistent concept has no size.
2006-11-02 07:24:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well it is like this The Almighty God has this mansion. Jesus said I go to prepare a place for you. Right?
In this mansion he has a garden room in the back. He made this experiment we call a solar system. Out of it he picked one tiny speck of dirt. We call earth. Then he put life of it. But everything was so tiny that he needs a microscope to see the living things on it. Then one of this microspotic people says I want to see u?
Like that's going to happen? All his friends the angels or spirit sons Job 38:7 shouted in aplause, "WoW those are really something how did you do that?" Oh it took a few billion years but to someone who lives forever what's a few billion years one way or the other. One day I will get rid of the ones on there who fight and are mean and let the good ones live forever. But right now they only live less than a day. Which to god is at least 1000 years. So, those born this morning were dead by 10:00 AM break. Wow they say. Then he says: "Want to go into this really big room where I keep the other solar system?
It is a lot bigger!"
2006-11-02 15:32:26 · answer #2 · answered by spider 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bigger than life
2006-11-02 15:25:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The idea of god is bigger than peoples' imagination.
2006-11-02 15:30:06 · answer #4 · answered by Tucson Atheist 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Anything He wants to be bigger than.
2006-11-02 15:27:46 · answer #5 · answered by lilmama 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Orson Wells
2006-11-02 15:25:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God is bigger than everything cause he created everything!!
2006-11-02 15:30:07 · answer #7 · answered by jenjen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whatever He chooses to be bigger than!
2006-11-02 15:31:34 · answer #8 · answered by who be boo? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Bandit mentioned in Hells Angels at War in Canada book.
2006-11-02 15:29:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can God make a rock so big that He Himself cannot lift it?
Puzzle on that one for a bit.
2006-11-02 15:27:19 · answer #10 · answered by jinenglish68 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋