went on vacation to Jerusalem.
While they were there, the wife passed away.
The undertaker told the Husband, "You can have her shipped home for £5,000,or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for £150."
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend £5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only £150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
2006-11-02 06:47:17 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ladies now u know don't nag him.
2006-11-02 07:07:07 · answer #1 · answered by kerry98speid 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes ! 4850 pounds was not a small amount ! inspite of that he never was to mind to pay that amount...because of the risk involved otherwise, if ever he tried to save the money ! All can't be like the one rose in the past, from the dead to be worshipped by whole World ....he knew his wife what she was !!!! Ha Ha Ha...What a joke conceived with real brains ! Kudos ! I loved it !!!
2006-11-02 06:59:40 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent.
2006-11-02 06:55:44 · answer #3 · answered by ChaliQ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope my husband and I never go to Jersualem, if we do, I wll make sure I spent most of his money first!!!!
2006-11-02 06:54:00 · answer #4 · answered by knlsmommy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is one hell of a joke, I'm gonna have to spread that one around my school and work.
2006-11-02 06:50:22 · answer #5 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tee hee! Cheesy and yet brillient!
2006-11-02 06:53:34 · answer #6 · answered by Cute little penguin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha that was funny alot of origannility... nice
2006-11-02 07:02:08 · answer #7 · answered by bamf1494 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-11-02 07:10:07 · answer #8 · answered by Mr Cynical 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA thats guuuurd!
2006-11-02 06:52:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
PMSL, very funny
2006-11-02 07:11:43 · answer #10 · answered by KJA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋