is walking down the street, dragging two plastic rubbish bags with her, one in each hand.
There's a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a £20 note is flying out of it onto the pavement.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her, "Ma'am, there are £20 notes falling out of that bag."
"Damn!" says the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can still find some. Thanks for the warning!"
"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money?" "Did you steal it?"
"Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up to the car park of the football stadium.
Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!"
"So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge trimmer, and each time someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say: £20 or off it comes!"
"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the way, what's in the other bag?"
"Well", says the little old lady, "not all of them pay up."
2006-11-02 06:44:14 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
loved this one, extremely funny... Go little old lady,
there is no age on enterprising idea's
2006-11-02 07:13:31 · answer #1 · answered by KJA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh My God ! She was dragging the other bag full of Co*ks, what a Lady was She....How can she be so cruel with the thing which must have kept her happy during her Romantic Days !!! Ha Ha Ha...
Good Joke ....Fresh one for me ...Never heard before ..I liked it !
2006-11-02 14:53:26 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK, did I miss something, oh, I know, the question. Anyway this little old lade used to belong to a nudist colony and that was where she was married. The good thing about the wedding was that it wasn't hard to spot the best man.
2006-11-02 14:49:15 · answer #3 · answered by ZenWoman 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The way I laughed at that joke cannot be described by a mere keyboard. Omg the very thought...
2006-11-02 15:07:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one. Wicked old lady hehehe
2006-11-02 14:55:15 · answer #5 · answered by Blue R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This little old lady has quite THE reputation!
2006-11-02 14:54:15 · answer #6 · answered by Coyote 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a brilliant idea. But my crotch hurts just thinking about it.
2006-11-02 14:48:28 · answer #7 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a joke,dude keep up the gd jokes
2006-11-02 14:52:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEY!!!! that's not funny. I offered he a check, but she wouldnt take it.
2006-11-02 15:48:15 · answer #9 · answered by srogers370 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so gross.My fiance will squirm over this one!!!
2006-11-02 14:58:50 · answer #10 · answered by EriksSweetheart 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋