A builder was at the top of a high scaffold, when he realised he needed a saw. Two floors below him, he spotted his mate so he called to him.
"Pete!" he hollered. "I" he said, pointing to his eye, "need" he continued, pointing to his knee, "a saw" he finished, making a sawing movement with his hands.
But then to his astonishment, his mate took out his wil*y and began mast*rbat*ng. So quickly, the builder came down to where his mate was standing and said, "Bill, what the hell are you doing?"
"I was just letting you know I was coming," replied his mate, innocently. :)
2006-11-02 06:43:12 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You just know your the best. Very good man LMAO
2006-11-02 06:45:38 · answer #1 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Naughty Billy!Or was it Pete?
Thirty years after attending school together,two women met up at a class reunion.They were discussing their respective husbands when one suddenly blurted out"Bill and I have never looked back since we got into S & M."
"You the head girl into S & M? I can't believe it."
"Yeah.He snores while I masturbate."
2006-11-02 15:01:09 · answer #2 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeh bill wot the hell R U doin
2006-11-02 14:45:47 · answer #3 · answered by chij onpala 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ding! Ding! 10.
LOL. LOL. LOL.
Thanks again for all the laughs.
2006-11-04 18:13:11 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Koodos to you Figitdy.....this is definitely one of the good ones! LMAO!!!! Excellent!
2006-11-02 21:36:26 · answer #5 · answered by jazi 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
u got some classic jokes,dude keep them up
2006-11-02 14:48:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! they just keep getting better on here! So wrong yet so funny!
2006-11-02 14:56:02 · answer #7 · answered by Cute little penguin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you have a lot of very good jokes
2006-11-06 14:29:50 · answer #8 · answered by Mr Cynical 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is so wrong But hilarious!!
2006-11-02 14:56:13 · answer #9 · answered by EriksSweetheart 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's so wrong and a d*amn good joke.
2006-11-02 14:46:43 · answer #10 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋