passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers: "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines." he said, "I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one." To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up bitche."
2006-11-02 06:41:27 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Travel ➔ Air Travel
Nice one.
What about the captain who inadvertently left the public address system on, the Flight engineer asked him what he was doing that night and he replied " when i get off this plane I'm going to have a stiff drink a good meal and then I'm going to give that blonde stewardess a right seeing to, On hearing this the stewardess realised that the captain had left the loudspeaker on and rushed down the aisle, halfway down a little old lady stopped her and said" no rush love he's got to have his dinner yet.
2006-11-02 08:42:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
that story is funny. NOT REAL, but funny.
No employee will talk that way to a passenger in front of others, simply because the pax can sue them and she will have witnesses.
Second, if she was called a princess, what she was doing flying in economy?
Trazy-poo??? He was gay AND retard? Please...
Again, funny but not real.
2006-11-02 08:05:19 · answer #2 · answered by northmiamibeach1975 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was your best yet..still laughing and written it down..excellent.
2006-11-02 06:50:42 · answer #3 · answered by grumpcookie 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
funny funny funny
2006-11-02 06:43:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Like it...
2006-11-02 06:50:45 · answer #5 · answered by bengimog 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
love it,
2006-11-02 07:26:58 · answer #6 · answered by sedona 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
v.good he he
2006-11-02 06:45:14 · answer #7 · answered by hayley a 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋