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There were two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school and were both virgins and enjoyed losing their virginity with each other in 10th grade. When they graduated, they wanted to both go to the same college but the girl was accepted to a college on the east coast, and the guy went to the west coast. They agreed to be faithful to each other and spend anytime they could together. As time went on, the guy would call the girl but she was never home and when he wrote, she would take weeks to return
any letters. Even when he e-mailed her, she took days to return his messages. Finally, she confessed to him that she wanted to date around. He didn't take this very well and increased his calls and letters and e-mails trying to win back her love. Because she became annoyed, and now had a new boyfriend, she wanted to get him off her back. So what she did was this:

She took a polaroid picture of her sucking her new boyfriend's unmentionables and sent it to her old boyfriend with a note reading, "I found a new boyfriend, leave me alone." Well needless to say, this guy was heartbroken, but even more so, he was pissed. So what he did next was awesome:

He wrote on the back of the photo the following: "Dear Mom and Dad, having a great time at college, please send more money!" and then mailed the picture to her parents.

2006-11-02 06:40:19 · 12 answers · asked by pooterosa 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

12 answers

Really liked that one. was worth the read LOL

2006-11-02 06:42:54 · answer #1 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 1 0

That's girl is so bad, she could just talk to him over the phone instead of doing that.

2006-11-02 14:44:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Dude, that's one of the greatest things I've ever heard in my life. That oughta teach that cheatin' B*itch.

2006-11-02 14:44:47 · answer #3 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 1 0

Nice one!

2006-11-02 15:15:33 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 0 0

thats funny

2006-11-02 17:09:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

wow, now THAT is spiteful
(but of course i'd be tempted to do the same thing)

2006-11-02 14:43:06 · answer #6 · answered by luvdatbeard 3 · 1 0

lol i loved it .. talk about getting even ,, that will teach her to send him any more pic

2006-11-02 14:58:23 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 1 0

DAMN!lol that was a good one.he really got her back

2006-11-02 14:46:16 · answer #8 · answered by *WEDA* 2 · 1 0

Thats hilarious! ha ha

2006-11-02 14:47:32 · answer #9 · answered by *Red Hotts* 2 · 1 0

hahahaha thats great!

2006-11-02 14:43:27 · answer #10 · answered by spooner 3 · 1 0

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