A woman walks into a shop that sells expensive Persian Rugs.
Looking around, she spots the perfect rug, walks over and inspects it.
As she bends to feel the texture of the rug she farts loudly.
Very embarrassed she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her 'little accident' and hopes a sales person does not pop up right now.
As she turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman. "Good day Ma'am, how may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably she asks, "How much does this rug cost?"
He answers, "Lady if you farted just touching it, you're gonna crap your pants when you hear what the price is."
2006-11-02 06:38:17 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey did you ever think about to become a stand up comedian
2006-11-02 06:42:44 · answer #1 · answered by Starlight 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great sequel to the first one!
2006-11-02 15:07:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a horrible and laughing joke.
2006-11-02 14:41:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ¬¬¬¬¬¬
2006-11-02 14:42:46 · answer #4 · answered by Coyote 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!!!!!!
2006-11-02 14:59:41 · answer #5 · answered by babs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is great LOL Keep em coming!!!!
2006-11-02 14:44:39 · answer #6 · answered by andia2amat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont remember asking for another one but hey who cares...very good !!!
2006-11-02 14:41:52 · answer #7 · answered by grumpcookie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one, heh heh heh.
2006-11-02 14:40:40 · answer #8 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-11-02 14:41:37 · answer #9 · answered by girlygirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA and a big CLAP CLAP to LMAO
2006-11-02 14:43:54 · answer #10 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋