It's a very windy day and a little old lady is in the street holding on to her hat with both hands. A gust of wind blows her skirt up revealing she has no underwear on and she's arrested for indecent exposure.
The judge says, "Madem, you should be ashamed of yourself, letting your skirt blow around, while you tried to save your hat." The old lady replies, "Why should I?".....Everything under my skirt is eighty years old - that hat was brand new!" :)
2006-11-02 06:10:34 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was cute
2006-11-02 06:11:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smart Lady ..Knew her priorities.....Its always better to save the new and useful things when there comes a time to choose between a Old one and New one ! Classic Joke with a soft touch of fun !!! Good !!! Ha Ha Ha ,,,
2006-11-02 06:17:25 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Saucy fidgety.Was her name Mabel who walked into the recreational room of the old people's home where she was staying?Holding her clenched fist in the air,she proclaimed:"Anyone who can guess what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight."
A disinterested old man called out:" an elephant."
Mabel thought for a minute and said:"Near enough."
Did you also hear about the two old ladies who were sitting in their armchairs sipping tea and talking about their dead husbands.One turned to the other and said:"Did you have mutual orgasms?"
"No, I think we were with the Prudential."
2006-11-02 06:36:56 · answer #3 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think he said that she should be ashamed of herself because she was 80 years old bottom line even 80 year old people would rather see 18 year olds naked then 80 year olds lol
oh was that a joke
im kiidding guys.
nice riddle
2006-11-02 06:14:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like something my grandmother would have said. She past away about 15 years ago.
2006-11-02 06:15:49 · answer #5 · answered by Donna 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah every thing down there don't worth sh%t
but this hat cost me $50 hahahahahaahahaha
2006-11-02 06:17:05 · answer #6 · answered by cheeks the slick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny
2006-11-02 06:19:26 · answer #7 · answered by june clever 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!
2006-11-02 06:12:37 · answer #8 · answered by 4 strings 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Got to protect the assets! LOL.
Good one again.
2006-11-04 10:20:10 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good
2006-11-02 06:13:32 · answer #10 · answered by TroubleRose 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewww, old p***y is gross. But it was a pretty good joke.
2006-11-02 06:22:21 · answer #11 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋