The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call on little Johnny, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But, eventually, his turn came...
Little Johnny walked up to the front of he class and, with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Well,the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnny had in mind for his report on something exciting, so she asked him just what that was. "It's a period," reported Johnny.
"Well, I can see that," she said, "but what is so exciting about a period?"
"I don't know", said Johnny, "but, this morning, my sister said she missed one. Then Dad had a heart attack, Mom fainted, and the man next door shot himself."
2006-11-02 06:02:04 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes ! Missing of small things like periods can cause serious problems ...They can entirely change the meaning of a sentence and a life as well !! Thats what the little Philosopher Johnny wanted to convey to his teacher ! Ha Ha Ha ....it was an Excellent Joke ! I loved it !
2006-11-02 06:11:53 · answer #1 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious
2016-05-23 18:20:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!! I haven't heard a good little Johnny joke in a while!!!
2006-11-02 06:08:58 · answer #3 · answered by raiden 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha wow so was he trying to cause a bunch of comotion in the class lol
2006-11-02 06:05:27 · answer #4 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's great. Poor nieve little Johnny...
2006-11-02 06:05:50 · answer #5 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep. LOL.
That's a Goodie! LOL
Thanks for the laughs, and have a great weekend.
2006-11-04 10:22:11 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha I love little Johnny jokes!!!
2006-11-02 06:08:50 · answer #7 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's very cute
2006-11-02 07:04:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one!
2006-11-02 06:06:11 · answer #9 · answered by Nicole 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool very funny
2006-11-02 06:12:14 · answer #10 · answered by c_chandler_2010 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋