Sister Isabel was instructing young Sister Barbara on how to give Father Malachy his nightly bath because he could no longer do it himself. "Now, its your first time doing this, so remember to avert your eyes and to pray for strength."
The next morning Sister Isabel sees a radiant Sister Barbara and she asked her, "What are you so happy about?"
She replies, "Oh Sister! I have been saved!"
"Oh yes, how is that?"
"Well, Father Malachy told me that if his key to eternal life fit perfect in my lock of humanity, then I would be saved. And it did! Oh, I'm so happy!"
"The key to eternal life, eh? That old coot. He told me it was the the Horn of Gabriel and I've been blowing it every day for 15 years".
2006-11-02 05:28:40 · 23 answers · asked by Barbi 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm Catholic, but I still think it's funny. At least it involved grown women.....!
2006-11-02 05:41:34 · answer #1 · answered by me 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Remember, Evolution Theory?!!
2006-11-02 13:38:28 · answer #2 · answered by ruhena_w 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I GIVE IT A 8 OR 9 OUT OF 10
2006-11-02 13:33:56 · answer #3 · answered by kingkong9274 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I guess Father Malachy has some tricks up his sleeves. This is hilarious!!!
2006-11-02 13:42:06 · answer #4 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha, excellent.
2006-11-02 13:34:08 · answer #5 · answered by Kevin J 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha yes, yes I do! Very Funny!
2006-11-02 13:32:14 · answer #6 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wrong but VERY funny!
2006-11-02 14:33:43 · answer #7 · answered by Alexandria 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol what a nice man
2006-11-02 13:32:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh Dang! I hope no Catholics read that!
2006-11-02 13:31:54 · answer #9 · answered by Esmireldarine 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Blasphemous, but funny as hell.
2006-11-02 14:20:25 · answer #10 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋